{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
{"fact":"The name \"jaguar\" comes from a Native American word meaning \"he who kills with one leap\".","length":89}
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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
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