{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Dad, can you put my shoes on?","punchline":"I don't think they'll fit me.","id":83}
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{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}
{"fact":"The Maine Coone is the only native American long haired breed.","length":62}
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What is a tornado's favorite game to play?","punchline":"Twister!","id":240}
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